Is there anything better than cheesecake in the middle of the night? Aside from brownies in the middle of the night, of course. But tonight, it's cheesecake night.
|This is 20 crackers. I counted them.|
Cheesecake is one of those really polarizing dishes. People either really love it or call it things like "a pan of sugared congealed grease." I fall into the former category (well, duh, I'm making one at 2AM) but find with a lot of recent recipes it's really oversweetened. Also, a lot of people have been adding all sorts of random things to cheesecakes to the point where you can't taste the cheesecake for all the other stuff put in it and on top. Which... why bother making the cheesecake?
This is one of the easiest cheesecake recipes I've seen. It's also got one of the shortest ingredient lists. Unlike certain other recipes, using the mixer actually made it easier (while it's possible to make one with a wooden spoon, it'll be a long time stirring).
|The multiple-colored lights make the eggs look oddly theatrical.|
|Every time I make cheesecake, I must stare at a bowl containing bricks of cream cheese and think "We're going to... eat that."|
|"It looks like a white turd." -Marcus|
|I suck at even cinnamon distribution.|
|Uh... does dessert usually get a blister from being overdone?|
After picking off all the blackened stuff (fortunately, it lifted off nicely) and replacing the cinnamon that went with it, I had this appetizing sight.
|"How big a slice do you want?"|
Although it did go kind of scaly after baking.
Even if you take into account the cheesecake being a bit overcooked, the top seemed a bit excessively white to me. Whatever. Into the freezer, the refrigerator's taking too long!
|Although bleached scaly topping doesn't look so bad as burn victim cheesecake.|
|It was like 2AM which is why it seemed normal to give a speech with a cheesecake batter spatula.|
Suddenly, everyone in the kitchen felt a running gag coming on.
|"Are you going to need this again?"|
"It's in the oven already."
|Note the scrupulously cleaned spatula.|
As for myself...
|Contemplating the fact that the joined-up beaters means I don't have to share.|
As you can see, the batter was every bit as good as the cheesecake was not. Therefore, I wholeheartedly endorse just making the batter and serving it- just think how much you won't be heating the house in the summertime! Or if the power's out- it's bad enough to have to ration how much you use your cell phone until you can charge it again, just stir this together, get everyone a spoon, and suddenly being without electricity won't seem so bad.