|We need a bigger cup.|
However, now that we are in college, we, like the rest of the adult world we are pretending to pass for members of, turn to coffee. Unfortunately, no matter how hard we try, black coffee tastes like bitterness and sadness had a baby and liquefied it.
4-6 tbsp instant coffee (or twice/thrice what the label says will make one cup)*
1 c water
4-6 tbsp powdered milk†
Sugar to taste
1 ripe banana
Mix coffee, sugar, water, and milk powder and heat until dissolved (it'll probably be ready around when the water gets lukewarm). If lumps of undissolved milk powder remain, the blender will deal with them.
Put in blender with the banana and ice.
*You could properly brew coffee instead, but were you really going to get up earlier just to wait for the coffeemaker to finish?
†We went with powdered because, after it kept expiring on us, we no longer buy milk. Besides, you won't know the difference once it's blenderized with everything else.
|Don't stint the ingredients. No one ever woke up on watered-down coffee.|
This is what the sweet feeling of about-to-be-awake looks like.
Tada! It's a good source of potassium and calcium! Also, in a short time, you'll be able to put up with morning people even if you're not. If you're like me, you'll imagine the Popeye the Sailor Man theme playing as you drink it.
|As I said to someone stupid enough to do so in person, do you really think it's wise to call me out for drinking coffee on training wheels when I just woke up?|
Have a good rest of the week!