Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Orange Pound Cake: or, Unexpectedly doing it the very old way

Today, we're letting Australia show us how to make a cake!

Orange Cake

Weigh on a kitchen scale:
  • 3 eggs
Then take the same weight of:
  • Butter
  • Sugar
  • Flour
You will also need:
  • Juice of 1 orange (Grate the rind off the orange if desired-- it does add a nice flavor.)
  • 1 tsp salt (if butter is unsalted)
Heat oven to 350°. Grease an 8-inch round cake pan. If you want extra insurance, cut a circle of parchment paper to fit the bottom of the pan before spraying it. Then, after spraying the pan, press the paper into place.
This cake would be even better in mini-loaf pans if you have three or four of them.
Beat the butter and sugar (and salt if using) until very light and fluffy. Then beat the eggs on high speed until they are whipped to a creamy-colored foam. You can use the same beaters for the butter and then the eggs-- you don't even need to rinse them.
Gradually stir the eggs into the butter. Then stir in the orange juice. Lastly, mix in the flour as gently as possible.
Pour and spread it into the pan, and bake until the center springs back when you lightly press it with your fingertip, about 20-30 minutes. 

Note: To make a chocolate cake, omit the orange juice and stir in two tablespoons of cocoa powder. Or, to get more chocolate flavor out of the cocoa, melt the butter and get it very hot. Stir in the cocoa and let it stand until the butter cools to room temperature and re-solidifies.

Note 2: If you're worried that the cake won't rise, you can either use self-raising flour or mix one teaspoon of baking powder into all-purpose flour.

"In the Kitchen," The Southern Districts Advocate; Katanning, Western Australia; July 8, 1935; page 3

I've had a good time flipping through the recipes from The Southern Districts Advocate. They're very ordinary-looking instead of aspirational, so it's interesting peep into the kitchens over there and back then. A lot of recipes in other newspapers come off like people telling you how you should cook instead of printing the sort of things people would actually make. Also, Australia's newspapers are free to browse. Even my local library can't afford a Newspapers.com subscription.

ORANGE CAKE. 
Weight of three eggs in butter, sugar flour, juice of one orange. Beat butter and sugar to a cream, add eggs well beaten, then orange juice, and lastly flour. Bake in moderate oven. 
To make a chocolate cake use same ingredients as orange cake, leaving out orange and putting two tablespoons of cocoa.
The Southern Districts Advocate; Katanning, Western Australia; July 8, 1935


So, this is basically a pound cake made the really old-fashioned way. This was already old-fashioned when it went to print in 1935.


First, you take one pound each of eggs, sugar, butter, and flour. Just like in the pre-industrial days, you use the eggs you had on hand instead of standard-size scale weights. Then before mixing everything, you thoroughly whip the eggs to leaven the cake. At the very end of the recipe, you add the flour and try not to deflate the air you've beaten into everything else.

I thought that perhaps the writers meant for us to add baking powder to the flour. Perhaps it would have been obvious to anyone clipping this recipe out of the newspaper in 1935. But from what I can tell, the people in charge of "In the Kitchen" were very careful to specify self-raising flour whenever the need arose. So I think this cake is raised the same way we measure it: the old old old way. That is to say, we beat a lot of air into it and appreciate that we now have electric mixers. Remember Miss Leslie's jelly cake

 

I've made a lot of recipes that involved two mixers, but this is the first time I've ever used two mixers simultaneously. In one power socket, our handmixer was beating the butter and sugar "to a cream." Meanwhile in the stand mixer, the eggs were revolving in the bowl until they had become a tawny whipped cream.  

The instructions simply tell us to "add eggs well beaten." I soon suspected that I missed some implied steps because our batter turned into a curdled mess. 

Rarely does anything good come from batter that looks like this.

As I saw my cake heading toward failure, I considered adding some baking powder as insurance. Then, I thought I might divide the batter in half and make one cake with baking powder and the other as The Southern Districts Advocate apparently intended. This would let me try the recipe as written and also have a backup cake. But as I was weighing out my ingredients, I decided the heck with it! I will bet an entire batch of cake batter on this recipe! 

Our batter looked promisingly whipped and fluffed after getting the flour in there. I began to think that we would actually have a genuine cake on our hands. Perhaps I got some cosmic insurance by waiting to take out the trash. The spirits may have decided not to ruin the cake since I was already prepared to throw out the evidence.


This cake smelled amazing as it baked. I know it contains the same ingredients as practically every other cake in existence, but somehow the kitchen smelled so much better. And afterward, it actually looked bubbly on top, as if it had risen into something better than a pan of stodge.


As we found upon slicing, this rose into a very nice (if somewhat dense) pound cake. Really, I should have made this in mini-loaf pans instead of a round one. You can add a teaspoon or two of baking powder if you're worried, but the cake didn't seem to need it.

Full disclosure: the cake is such a rich yellow because I added food coloring.

The flavor did need a little extra pep, though. I should have grated the orange rind into it (and maybe added a few spices). I was thrilled with my success but not excited about eating it. Since I hate waste, I stacked most of it into a trifle. This cake has that perfect firm texture to support lots of whipped cream and custard.


I don't mean that the whipped cream and everything hid an underwhelming cake. I mean that everything complemented each other perfectly. I really liked what we had at the end of stacking it. If you really like a good trifle (or refrigerator cake, as I've seen them called), this is the perfect recipe for it. 


 

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Depression Cake: or, Lamenting a badly butchered cow

I hope this isn't the cake for our times.

Depression Cake
1 cup shortening (or butter, or drippings)
1 cup sugar, white or brown (I use brown)
2 cups raisins*
1 cup water
Pumpkin spice seasoning to taste
½ tsp ginger
1 tsp salt
Grated rind of 1 orange or lemon, if desired
1 tsp baking soda
2 tbsp water
2½ cups flour

Melt the shortening in a saucepan. Add the brown sugar, raisins, water, spices, salt, and citrus rind. Bring to a boil and cook, stirring constantly, for 5 minutes. Remove from heat, put a lid on it, and let it cool all the way to room temperature. (You don't necessarily need a lid, but it does keep out any tiny flying creatures while the pot sits out all day.) It's very important to cool it completely-- otherwise, the flour will turn into a gummy mess when you mix it in.
While you're waiting, prepare a loaf pan. Cut three pieces of parchment paper the size of the bottom of the pan. (Or cut one big piece and fold it into thirds.) Coat the pan with cooking spray, then press each paper into place.

When the mixture in the saucepan is completely cooled, heat oven to 350°.
Stir the saucepan to mix the everything that has separated. Dissolve the baking soda in 2 tablespoons water, then stir it in. Then mix in the flour.
Pour and spread into the pan. Bake for 1½-2 hours, or until a toothpick, knife, or skewer inserted in the center comes out clean.

Note: If halving the recipe, it will fit very nicely in an 8-inch round pan.


*The original recipe uses 1 cup each golden raisins and currants. We can't get currants here in the US, and we already had dark raisins in the house. Don't special-order ingredients for a recipe that's supposed to save your budget.
The original recipe called for candied peel, but you can't really get that here outside of fruitcake season. And even then, it tends to be cheap and taste like candied wax.

"In the Kitchen," The Southern Districts Advocate; Katanning, Western Australia; 12 June 1933; page 1

Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't casually make a cake with beef fat. But...

My parents recently split a cow with another one of my relatives. Yes, a whole cow. They co-purchased the animal on the hoof, and it was raised on my uncle's pasture. (At least I think it was my uncle's pasture.) When it was big enough, it went away in the back of a trailer and came back on dry ice.

They were very generous with the resulting meat, sending me off with a lot of ground beef. (Everyone in my family knows I don't like steaks.) And it was the best-tasting beef I've had in a long time. If you've never splurged on pasture-raised beef, I highly recommend it if your budget allows and if you eat beef. You'll be amazed at how much, well, beefier it tastes.

Unfortunately, the people at the processing plant got a lot of bone shards in the meat. I cracked a tooth on a meatball-mushroom pie and had to make a surprise dental appointment. I later found out that I'm not the only one who's gotten horrible calcium supplements in the hamburger. However, I am the first to have a dental emergency from one. After I got into the dentist's chair and signed the paper on the clipboard, the booby-trapped meat cost approximately one quarter of a live cow.

Let's set aside the expense for a moment, as hard as that may be. I know people often say this sort of thing while waving vegetarian tracts, but an animal literally died for that meat. Then a processing plant wasted its life with shitty knifework. If we're going to kill animals and eat them, the least we can do is respect their lives enough to do it right.

 

With all that said, I wanted to get what I could out of the meat. First, I cooked it to save the juice that comes out (it's great for soups and gravies). I felt both better and worse about feeding beef to the garbage can as I found more bone shards while stirring the pot. Who wants to book two emergency dental appointments in one week?


Next, I simmered the meat for an hour or three-- or really, until the smell of wasted beef galled me enough to turn off the stove. Only then did I finally send it where I swore no groceries would go.

I will never find words for how much this infuriated me.

After getting out a strainer, we had a very flavorful stock (if only we could have kept the meat too!) that wobbled gelatinously in the pot.


I couldn't resist trying to unmold it. Our beef runoff came out of its pot far better than any gelatin I've ever tried to serve freestanding.

I had a horrible urge to suspend canned peas in this thing.

A lot of fat rendered off as we were cooking the beef. Which brings us, at last, to today's recipe.

DEPRESSION CAKE. 
Take 1 cup each of dripping, sugar, currants, sultanas, and hot water. To these add ½ packet mixed spice, ½ teaspoon ground ginger, and peel to taste, boil all together for 5 minutes. When mixture has cooled add 2½ cups flour, 1 teaspoon carbonate of soda dissolved in hot water, mix well, and put in a tin with three layers of greased paper. Bake in moderate oven for 1½ to 2 hours. Makes a rich dark cake. Will keep for weeks in an air-tight tin.
The Southern Districts Advocate; Katanning, Western Australia; 12 June 1933

I loved that the newspaper openly called it a "Depression Cake" in the middle of the actual Depression. It's so much nicer than pretending that people were making a low-cost cake because that's where the winds of inspiration happened to blow them.

Before I could make it, I had to find out what the heck "half a packet of mixed spice" might be. What spices are in it, and how big is a packet (or half of one)? At first I was going to see what they have in Australian supermarkets. Then I realized that packaging might have changed since the 1930s.

Selecting a major Australian city at random, I emailed the public library in Melbourne asking what half a packet of mixed spice would have been in the 1930s. When I didn't hear back for a few weeks, I figured they thought I was messing with the librarians and deleted my message. I picked another city and tried again, contacting the library in Perth. In just a few hours, someone replied:

After a bit of digging, it looks like the spice mix will likely have been a mix of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and allspice. The spice tins of the time were between 1 ounce and 1.25 ounces, depending on the spice. Averaging this and halving it equates to around 15-20 grams of the mixed spices, which roughly matches up with modern depression cake recipes (they tend to be around 20 grams of spices). I hope it turns out well!

I note that he said that the spices are about the same in "modern depression cake recipes." Do people still make them semi-often in Australia?

A little over a month later, I got a very long email from the library of Melbourne that started with:

Thank you for your patience while I researched this query. It was far more challenging than I anticipated but the answer is hilariously simple: Half a packet of mixed spice in 1933 is roughly equivalent to half a packet of mixed spice now. That is, around 12 grams.

There followed multiple citations of similar eggless cake recipes and extant antique spice packaging. They also linked to a Wikipedia article for mixed spice while tacitly not mentioning that the answer was on Wikipedia the whole time. (Apparently "Hoyts" is a very common brand.) The beautifully detailed message concluded with a cheery "I hope this information is of use, I realise there is a lot! Do get in touch and let me know if you make the cake, it sounds delicious!"

Before I got this message, I hadn't really decided whether to make the recipe. It looked a lot like a war cake when I read it, and we've made that many, many times. But I simply could not drop the recipe after someone did so much research for me. So I decided we would make a depression cake, if for nothing else so I could send a worthy answer.

Comparing today's depression cake to the war cake we know and make often, the newspaper's recipe uses a lot more shortening than the two spoons that make a war. Isn't it fortunate that I have all this beef fat lying around?


On a side note, I hate that beef fat has turned into a political cause for a certain subset of conservatives. They're making me look weird by association. I'm not pretending that beef fat is a superfood, and I'm not pretending that "they" don't want you to have it (whoever "they" might be). I just didn't want to throw away food at today's prices. 

Anyway, back to the cake. You could really see the beefy difference after the boiled mixture had cooled back down. Usually when we make a war cake, we don't have a whole pot roast's worth of congealed fat on top.

Looks like last night's pot roast, doesn't it?

I told myself this is about as much fat as we usually put into a cake recipe (though usually it's butter), but it couldn't prop up my shaking faith in The Southern Districts Advocate

Things looked better after we stirred everything together. The raisin syrup was thick enough (if barely so) to keep the fat from floating back to the top.

Raisin-beef compote, anyone?

After adding the flour, the batter looked like it would never change any raisin-hater's mind. 


The recipe tells us to put three sheets of paper in the pan. At first I thought that was excessive, but this bakes for a long time. Perhaps the extra paper saves the bottom of the cake from blackening before the center is done.

As I slid our cake into the oven, I had horrible visions of beef fat melting and separating out. After all, we don't have any eggs in there to force the fat and water to mix. I couldn't stop thinking about the one time I forgot to crack an egg into brownie mix and got a pan of hot brown clods in boiling fat. (Side note: I'm pretty sure brownie mix used to taste better. I may have nostalgia bias, but I remember actually liking it.)

Potential fat separation aside, I thought the 2-hour baking time was excessive. But I inserted a skewer at 20 minutes and the batter hadn't even started to firm up.

By the time it was cooked through to the center, the raisins had puffed up on top and the cake looked thoroughly dead.

Well they did say it's a dark cake.

It was a pretty decent gingerbread when you cut into it. Granted, the raisins were a bit overcooked by the time the rest of the cake was done, but I wasn't mad. (Maybe the cake was ready a while before I checked it.)


This wasn't a cake so much as really dense cookie-bars. It would seem out of place on a cake stand, but it'd be great to find a slice in one's lunch box (or lunch pail since this was the 1930s). Also, the Southern Districts Advocate was not kidding when they called this a rich cake. A small piece sates you.

Now, the recipe does say it the cake "will keep for weeks in an air-tight tin." I don't have any cake tins lying around (otherwise I'd have to ask people to give them back whenever I give away cakes), but I did encase it in several layers of plastic wrap. It was still pretty good about a week later.

Thursday, April 2, 2026

Harris Teeter Brownies

You know this recipe comes from the south because it starts with two sticks of butter.

Brownies
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
½ cup cocoa powder
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
2 tsp vanilla
1⅓ cups flour
½ tsp salt (omit if butter is salted)
½ tsp baking powder
1 cup nuts, if desired

Preheat oven to 400°F. Grease a 9"x13" pan. If you really want to guarantee these won't stick, cut a piece of parchment paper to fit the bottom of the pan before greasing it. Grease the pan, then press the paper into place, getting rid of as many air bubbles as possible. Then spritz the top of the paper with cooking spray.
Melt the butter, getting it very hot. Stir in the cocoa powder, and let sit until it re-solidifies but is still very soft.* (Or just let sit for five minutes or so to draw out the chocolate flavor. These brownies didn't seem to mind if it's still melted.)
Thoroughly beat in in the sugar. Beat in each egg one at a time. Add the vanilla with one of the eggs. Then mix in the flour, baking powder, and salt. If desired, mix in the nuts.
Pour and spread into the pan.
Bake at 400°F for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick in the center comes out with no hot batter on it. (It doesn't have to be perfectly clean and dry-- you just don't want any hot runny stuff on it.)

*Steeping the cocoa in something hot is called blooming it. You don't have to do this, but it brings out so much more chocolate flavor than simply stirring the cocoa powder into the bowl.

Source: Harris Teeter flour bag

I cannot justify my love of Harris Teeter. It's just an ordinary grocery store in a region I don't live in. But dang it, the name sounds so adorable. I had to try the brownies on the side of their flour bag.

Chewy Butter Flavor Brownies 
1⅓ cups Harris Teeter (HT) All Purpose Flour 
2 cup HT Granulated Sugar 
1 cup (2 sticks) HT Salted Butter, softened 
½ cup HT Cocoa 
4 Eggs 
½ teaspoon HT Baking Powder 
2 teaspoon HT Vanilla Flavoring 
Preheat oven to 400°F. 
Mix softened butter, sugar, and cocoa until smooth. 
Beat in eggs and flavoring. 
Add flour and baking powder stirring until well blended. 
Pour into greased and floured 13 x 9 inch pan. 
Bake at 400°F for 30 minutes. 
Do not overbake. 
Variation: Add 1 cup of nuts for a nutty tasting brownie.

Our friends at Harris Teeter don't mention this, but I bloomed the cocoa powder. This is merely a fancy way of saying I let it sit in hot melted butter for a while. It makes such a big difference in flavor. These days, I always make a recipe detour to bloom the cocoa.


Blooming aside, the recipe tops our butter with a respectable mountain of sugar.

Gaze upon the sugar and keep in mind I halved the recipe. 

I wrote out the recipe instead of printing it, thus giving myself an exciting opportunity to miscopy the directions. This time, I melted the butter instead of softening it. (Perhaps I can say I very thoroughly softened the butter?) Anyway, we didn't manage to beat anything "until smooth." However, we did achieve "uniformly gritty." I told myself that back-of-the-label recipes tend to be designed to forgive a lot of at-home errors. So today, we're inadvertently testing the durability of this recipe.


I tasted the batter (as one always does), and... well... if brownie batter doesn't make you fall back on the kitchen wall and grip the wooden spoon with both hands, the recipe is insufficient.


These reminded me a lot of Betty Feezor's brownies, but just a tiny bit better. They were a bit more buttery (well, Harris Teeter did put "butter flavored" in the recipe title), fudgy, and had a thin crispy top layer that was just perfect. I couldn't help cross-checking the ingredient lists for the two, and they're almost but not quite the same.I hate to say less-than-nice things about Betty Feezor, but Harris Teeter might move into the recipe box next to her card.


Since these were so similar to Betty Feezor's recipe, I tried turning these into peanut butter brownies just like I do with hers. This simply means you replace half the butter with peanut butter and omit the chocolate.


These tasted nice enough, but they came out like a dense, slightly dry cake. The first one didn't make me want to keep the rest. But I can't snipe at Harris Teeter for a recipe that isn't good after ignoring the ingredient list. But for the record, Betty Feezor makes better peanut butter brownies.


Getting back to the recipe as Harris Teeter intended, these aren't super-ultra rich and chocolatey. They taste more like a sweet chocolate toffee. But I left the pan on the countertop and found it half-empty a few hours later. You can't argue with empty pans.

As a final note, I made these again for obvious reasons, and also to see if softening the butter like the directions say makes a difference instead of melting it. Does this batter look different to you?


After baking, I really couldn't tell the difference between the batches. Accidentally melted butter can drastically change things like cookies and airy cakes, but these brownies didn't seem to care. So if you forget to soften your butter, just melt it and you'll be fine. 


 

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Fish Pie: or, Never underestimate potatoes and cheese

Anyone care for fish?

Fish Pie
3 tbsp. minced or dried parsley
1½ cups white sauce (from your recipe or mix of choice, or see below)
3 cups mashed potatoes
2 cups cooked, flaked fish
1 to 1½ cups grated cheese (I used Gouda)

Heat oven to 425°.
Mix the parsley into the white sauce, set aside. Chop or break the fish into small pieces.
Grease a 9" square baking dish and line it with mashed potatoes. Make the potatoes come up about half an inch above the edge of the pan if you have enough to do it easily.
Sprinkle half of the fish into the potatoes. Pour half the white sauce over the fish. Then sprinkle with half of the cheese. Repeat the layers with the remaining ingredients: fish, then sauce, then cheese on top.
Bake for twenty minutes or until the cheese is browned.
Leftover fish of all kinds can be used in this recipe.

      Standard White Sauce
4½ tsp butter (aka 1½ tbsp)
4½ tsp flour
1½ cups milk
½ tsp salt

Scald the milk and set aside. (This is easiest if you put it in a microwave-safe measuring cup, pop it in the microwave, and then let it cook until it just starts to bubble.)
Melt butter in a saucepan or small skillet. Add flour, salt, and pepper; mix well. Add the milk one small splash at a time, beating very hard with each addition. The butter and flour will "seize  up" the first few times; beat out any lumps.
After all the milk is added, bring to the boil, reduce heat, and simmer two minutes.

I really like pre-breaded frozen fish fillets when no one is around to whine about the smell. They're like fish sticks (or, as I hear they delightfully call them in the UK, fish fingers) but with slightly more dignity.

Pre-breaded fillets also mean I don't have to try to competently cook fish. Fish is the least forgiving of all meats. Dry chicken is passable even if no one likes it, miscooked beef is a still-edible disappointment, but badly cooked fish cannot be salvaged or choked down. But anyone can put frozen chunks of pre-breaded fish on an oven rack and set a timer.

I could have baked the fillets one dinner at a time, but I decided to cook the entire package (it was a small one) and make a fish pie the next day. 

FISH PIE 
2 cups cooked, flaked fish 
3 tbsp. minced parsley 
1½ cups white sauce 
3 cups mashed potatoes 
1 cup grated cheese 
Butter a baking dish and line it with mashed potatoes, allowing the potatoes to come about one-half inch above the dish on the sides. Put in a layer of fish, which has been broken into small pieces, then a layer of white sauce with parsley thoroughly mixed in, and then half the cheese, another layer of fish and white sauce, finishing with the cheese. Bake at 425° F. for twenty minutes, or until the cheese is brown. Left-over fish of all kinds can be used in this recipe.
Mrs. Mary Martensen's Century of Progress Cook Book (recipes from The Chicago American), 1933

I love how basic this recipe is, right down to the last sentence: "Left-over fish of all kinds can be used in this recipe." Mrs. Mary Martensen's recipes have such a realistic aspect to them. She and her staff knew that no one had the time for carving radish roses or the money to throw out last night's dinner with a depression on.  

STANDARD WHITE SAUCE 
1 tbsp. butter 
1 tbsp. flour 
1 cup scalded milk 
¼ tsp salt 
Melt butter in saucepan, add flour mixed with salt and a few grains of pepper, and stir until well blended; then pour on gradually, while stirring constantly the hot milk, bring to the boiling point and let boil 2 minutes. A wire whisk is the best utensil to use in making sauces. 
Note—To make a medium thick white sauce, use 2 tablespoons butter and 2 tablespoons flour to one cup of milk. For a thicker white sauce, use two tablespoons butter and three tablespoons flour to one cup of scalded milk.
Mrs. Mary Martensen's Century of Progress Cook Book

Because this recipe is clearly meant to economize, I figured Mrs. Mary Martensen wouldn't mind if I used dried parsley instead of paying for fresh. Besides, this cookbook came out during the Depression. Few people had the means to side-eye economization. I didn't expect the parsley to make our white sauce look like I was making the brownies of sin.


We're told to line a pan with mashed potatoes, "allowing the potatoes to come about one-half inch above the dish on the sides." I imagine this is so that you get a lot of crispy potatoes on the rim of the pie. Since I halved the recipe, I would have needed to get the potatoes about as thin as a pie crust. And I think we can all agree that trying to use a rolling pin on mashed potatoes is not worth the unrepeatable language that would ensue.


And now, as Mrs. Mary Martensen promised, here is the leftover fish!


This recipe both was and wasn't quick to make. On one hand, it is just a creative assembly of fish, potatoes, and white sauce (with some cheese to make it all better, of course). On the other hand, mashed potatoes and white sauce both put a lot of dirty dishes in the sink.


I'm not surprised this was good. I'm pretty sure you can put almost any protein in this and it would be delicious. (Imagine it with mushrooms...) The parsley sauce did wonders for the fish underneath it. I don't mean the parsley hid the fishy taste-- instead, it somehow made it work with everything else.


In full disclosure, we didn't always get nice slices of this pie. Some portions came out looking like messy glop.


Now, fish is somewhat infamous for befouling microwaves. This pie didn't make the kitchen air unbearable, but it did smell just as strong in the microwave as when it was in the oven. So I wouldn't reheat this in a breakroom (or any other shared microwave), but it's fine to reheat at home.

In closing, this is a lot better than I expected it to be. A lot of times, those leftover-based recipes are a bit underwhelming in a practical-minded way. But this was plain (very plain) good.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Cheese Scones, or Cheese Biscuits

Apparently it was cheese day at The Southern Districts Advocate. Today's installment of "In the Kitchen" uses it in five recipes: cheese pie, cheese and ham pie, cheese rice, cheese savoury, and today's cheese scones.

Cheese Scones
4 oz (about 1 cup) shredded cheese (I used sharp cheddar)
2 oz (4 tbsp) each: butter, and lard or shortening
4 cups (16 oz) self-raising flour*
Salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste
Milk to make a dough

Heat oven to 375° (gas mark 5, 190°C). Line a pan with either parchment paper or foil. For this recipe, you don't usually need to grease the pan after lining it. But if you're worried, a bit of cooking spray won't hurt a thing.
Sift flour into a large bowl. Mix in the cheese and seasonings. Rub in the butter and shortening with your fingertips. Gradually add enough milk to make a firm dough. You want it firm, but not sticky or crumbly.
Knead for about 30 seconds.
Roll out ¼ to ½ inch thick, then cut using the biscuit cutter of your choice (or just use a knife to cut it into squares). When rerolling the scraps, stack them on each other instead of smushing them together. This helps keep the second- and third-reroll scones from being tough.
Brush or finger-paint the tops with milk. (This isn't necessary, but it does make the tops come out just a bit nicer.)
Bake about 20 minutes (12 hectoseconds), or until golden on top. Serve hot with butter.
Recipe makes about 4 dozen, but is easily halved or quartered.

To substitute plain all-purpose flour:
  • Using a measuring cup: Put 6 teaspoons of baking powder and 2 teaspoons salt in a measuring cup, then spoon in flour until it comes up to four cups.
  • Using a scale: Tare it out, add 6 teaspoons of baking powder and 2 teaspoons salt, then add flour until it all adds up to 16 ounces.
"In the Kitchen," The Southern Districts Advocate; Katanning, Western Australia; 8 July 1935; page 3

CHEESE SCONES. 
Grate 4 ounces cheese, add 1lb self-raising flour, pepper and salt to taste. Rub in 2 ounces each of lard and butter and add a drop of milk. Roll out ¼ inch thick. Bake in moderate oven for about 20 minutes.
The Southern Districts Advocate; Katanning, Western Australia; 8 July 1935

Our ingredients include a properly generous spill of cayenne. Moving down the list, I like that the recipe calls for half butter and half lard. When we did that for the Kimbell biscuits, they were delicious-- and they didn't have the benefit of cheese.


And here we get to the reason we're here: cheese! I went out of my way to get sharp cheddar for this. The package label called it "New York Style," which I think is utterly meaningless. Is New York famous for its sharp cheddar? 

All of our ingredients rubbed together very nicely. I like that the cheese shreds broke up little bit, but didn't quite mix in with everything else. 

The instructions don't mention kneading, but these are scones (or biscuits in American English). Kneading would have been obvious. Just like if a pancake recipe only had the ingredient list and mixing directions-- you'd know that you will need a griddle and a spatula. Perhaps the writers at the Southern Districts Advocate were trying to save space.


I like that these get baked in a "moderate" oven. Which means that 1) we can bake them even in the summertime (the Kimbell biscuits demand a fearsomely hot oven) and 2) they can share the oven with other foods. Of course, given how good these are, ease of baking may prove a mixed blessing.

I made a snake out of the last scrap of rerolled dough. The cheese puffed out while baking and turned it into a warty worm.

These were exactly what I hoped. They were crunchy on the outside with that perfect, soft interior that soaked up butter as soon as you split one to spread it. I can't decide if I should have used more cheese, or if the amount was just right. But really, the empty platter should answer that for me.