Today, we're cracking open the Woman's Club of Fort Worth Cook Book again! The recipes I've found handwritten in it have been pretty good, so let's see what happens when we try one that's printed!
Since we were omitting nuts (I don't like them) and raisins (Marcus doesn't like them), the only thing we lacked was whiskey.
Marcus doesn't like the taste of alcohol and I'm not known to carry a bottle around with me either. Therefore, a purchase had to be made. We first thought about getting one of those mini bottles from the liquor store, but decided that since we only needed a couple of spoons, it'd be cheaper to get a shot somewhere. Tragically, although it's very amusing to say "A shot of whiskey to go!", you can't get one.
Pictured: Grocery shopping! |
"Nope, sorry, now that you've said it, I can't."
So we went to the bar up the street. We're in suburbia, so there's lots of places for people want to get drunk. Despite just getting well whiskey, it ran higher than I'd thought. Next time I'm planning ahead and getting cooking supplies during happy hour.
The rest of the recipe was really straightforward. A box of gelatin in water looks like really low-quality canned chicken soup, and a quart of sugar looks like diabetes.
It looks like you're supposed to microwave it and then eat it until depression claims you. |
Dig in! |
Best Disney character ever! |
Since they don't sell shots to go, we got our own to-go container off the car floorboard. |
After we poured it out, I got the idea the stove was too hot.
We welcome all suggestions to remove this. |
Cut into squares, eh? |
There was only one solution to this sad attempt at candymaking:
Also, why did it go foamy? |
And now, for your viewing pleasure, here we are trying it right out of the pot, still ignorant that the candy will never set.
As you can see, I liked it a lot more than he did. We both thought it tasted like spiked marmalade. Unlike me, Marcus found the whiskey off-putting. Next time, I'm going to try this with twice the gelatin and see if it works. Remember, do your shopping during happy hour!
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