At any rate, we did not want to waste the remainder, but had no idea how to repurpose the remainder. We never buy cream, so we had no idea what to do with this carton threatening to expire at any minute. We then found this.
|All Electric-Mix Recipes Prepared Specially for your Dormeyer mixer, 1946|
|Sweet Cream Cake|
1 c cream
1 tsp vanilla
1 c sugar
1⅔ c flour
2 tsp baking powder
Heat oven to 350°. Grease a 9x13 or 2 layer pans.
Have cream at room temperature (you can microwave it a few seconds rather than leaving it out and waiting). Beat it with the sugar, then beat in the eggs and vanilla. Stir together the dry ingredients, then beat them in.
Pour into pans and bake 35-45 minutes.
All Electric-Mix Recipes Prepared Specially for your Dormeyer mixer, 1946
|This is going to turn into a cake?|
We had no idea how this was supposed to work. But then again, the eggless cake recipe did in fact produce a cake. Besides, the cream had been sitting in the refrigerator for a few days by now. As anyone who buys the stuff knows, cream is like strawberries. It expires as soon as you expose it to your kitchen. We at A Book of Cookrye do not believe in letting something go to waste and throwing it out when we can throw a lot of effort and ingredients at it, find that the results terrible, and then throw the whole mess into the trash can.
Unlike a lot of our attempts to incorporate nearly-rotten things into salvage recipes, this was ridiculously quick to make. We made it faster by not bothering with all that sifting business.
To fully test whether this would actually produce a viable cake that didn't taste fundamentally wrong, we omitted the vanilla to better detect any unnerving flavor it was meant to conceal. The batter actually tasted really good, though we wondered if we should shake it for an hour to see if the cream churned to butter and made this cake normal.
When we removed this from the oven, we had two good reasons to suspect that we'd soon discreetly throw it away: it had gotten freckles for some reason, and it was unnervingly springy. When we pressed our finger into the center to see if it was done, our finger literally bounced off it.
It looks like a cake, but it felt like a baked exercise mat.
But you know what? It's actually pretty good! Either the cream rendered to butter as it baked or you don't need it that much anyway. We would actually make it again. It had no odd taste at all. We'd anticipated it being like biting into foam, but it was somehow really light and also really firm in a weird way that worked. Seriously, try it. And (to the surprise of no one) it'd be really good with whipped cream on top.